Humor is always important when studying and develop a skill. The joy needs to shine through and my favorite voice instructor used to begin each lesson with a good joke (and sometimes several during the lesson – thanks Dr. H!)
How about a few FUN Singer Jokes to get us rolling into the Holidays?!
Please chime in and share some of your favorites! And, a drum roll with all the fixin’s 🙂
Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?
A: The baritone.
Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage?
A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a moving target.
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
How many singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Two. One to hold the diet cola and the other to get her accompanist to do it.
Four. One to change the bulb and three to pull the chair out from under her.
Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?
A: He can’t find the key and doesn’t know when to come in.
Q: Why was the soprano arrested?
A: She was in treble.
Q: What do you call a singing vegetable?
A: Elvis Parsley.
Q: Did you hear about the karaoke singer who sang in tune?
A: Neither did I.
Q: What’s the definition of an optimist?
A: A backup singer with a mortgage.
Q: Why are soprano jokes all one-liners?
A: So tenors can understand them.
What’s Your Favorite Singing Joke? Share it in the comments below!